So these almost didn't make it on to the site, because they're so awesome we wanted to keep the entire shipment all for ourselves. But there's no need to go crazy, right? Well, not yet.
Pay homage to the Great Old Ones by giving your offering to this Cthulhu Gargoyle Vinyl Bank. Ready to hold all your Innsmouth gold, your coins forged from Tulu-metal, or boring standard currency, he hunches on his pedestal at around 10" tall. We're not sure what the pedestal says; we dare not read it. Also? Personally, we're not using this as a bank. We haven't decided if he's going to end up watching over our bookshelf or outside on our covered porch after we hit him with a protective coat of shellac. Either one seems a pretty sweet location for our favorite enslaver of worlds.
The manufacturer has this warning on the product: Idol possesses no supernatural properties. Shows what they know.