Better to be safe (and hydrated) than sorry
You have a smoke detector. Depending on where you live, you might have a radon or a carbon monoxide detector in your house, too. What do these threats have in common? They may not occur frequently, but when they do, you need to know immediately, because they all have the ability to do you some pretty severe harm.
And that's why we here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ created our deluxe Jurassic World Dinosaur Detection System. It ships with two of the three elements vital to the complicated detection system - you provide the detection medium. Use our patent-pending dinosaur detection system to distinguish between four different threat levels:
- Ripple Level 1: Area secure
Ripple Level 2: Possible dinosaur
Ripple Level 3: Dinosaur approaching!
Ripple Level 4: Run! Attack imminent!
Note: ThinkGeek cannot be held responsible for your safety if you wait until Ripple Level 4 to evacuate the area.
- Jurassic World Dinosaur Detection System
Officially-licensed Jurassic World merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Early warning system for dinosaur attack
For the paleontologist in all of us
Perfect for folks in high-risk areas like natural history museums, tar pits, or Utah
Integrated with IFTTT for ripple-detection notification via any device
Capacity: 12 oz. (but don't drink it or it won't work as a warning system)
Materials: Glass tumbler with cardboard reference card
Care Instructions: Dishwasher but not Diplodocus safe
Requires NO batteries or power source
Includes glass and reference card - you provide the water