There must be trouble in Gotham City!
You may not live in Gotham City, but danger is everywhere. At any moment, you could get mugged by someone who wants your awesome t-shirt. Or your witty bumper sticker could be scraped off your car. Or your favorite stapler could be stolen from your desk. Who are you gonna call?
No, see, that's a good answer, but the Ghostbusters really specialize in paranormal activity, and this is everyday crime, so the correct answer is, of course, Batman. And to call Batman, you'll need a Bat-Signal. You're in luck; we have a Bat-Signal right here. With this working prop replica, you'll probably get the hero you deserve, but you can attempt to get your favorite right now by swapping out the Bat symbol on the face. DC characterizes your three options as one inspired by the Christopher Nolan Batman movies, one Knightfall symbol, and a traditional symbol from the pages of the Dark Knight's comics. We totally agree with the Christopher Nolan. Spot on. But Knightfall? Really? We think it's a bit closer to Batman Forever, so you'll probably get Val Kilmer. But it's also reminiscent of the 80s and 90s movies so Michael Keaton might show up. And the "traditional comics" one reminds us most of New 52 Batman or maybe Arkhamverse. You know, actually, it's our favorite, so we'll try it out and let you know who shows up, k?
Note: ThinkGeek does not recommend that you rely on Batman to save you from life-threatening situations. He's a busy guy, and you're far from Gotham.